Hi. I am El Guario. These are the super cool outfits I wear to the super cool places I go. Get at me, hoe.

El Guario, The Lesser Magi, Goes To A Potions Convention.

El Guario, The Humanitarian, Goes To A Worldwide Peace Festival.

El Guario Goes To An Easter Festival…In San Francisco.

El Guario, the average white guy, Goes To A Weezer Concert.

El Guario, The Philanthropist, Goes To A Fashion Show For Penguins.

El Guario, The Slumlord, Goes To Collect Rent Monies.

El 007 Guario, The Secret Agent, Goes To A High Society Poker Tournament.

El Guario, The Trustfund Baby, Goes Boat-Shopping.

El Guario, The Bro, Goes To A Kanye-Themed Frat Party.